I had a sneaking suspicion that the horseshit weather we've been having - snow, ice, cloudy, stuck in the low 30's crap had to do with the fact I had my winter beard still intact.
So with that bit of knowledge, I went ahead and shaved the thing off last night!
And, as if to prove my theory, I woke up this morning to sunshine. When I let Fin out for his morning pee, a robin red breast came tweeting along beside us, as if to say....
"Thank you, kind sir, for shaving your beard... you have brought us spring, sun and warmth!"
In an opposite reaction, DellMarie woke up - as I shaved after she went to bed - and said, among other things, I look morbidly grotesque! She's claiming the sex is off limits until it grows back... but really, who can resist the WayneMan and his charm?? She'll be wanting to rock it in about 12 hours or so....
Here is the pictorial proof....
Before...
Considering a Burt Reynolds mustache.....
And finally....... remember, I took one for the team here - in order for spring to arrive....
I could post pictures of the mass of beard hair and the three razors I destroyed (kidding!) but I thought that would be a bit gross.....
I haven't shaved the old beard fully for probably 12 years or so.... had the goatee's here and there....
DellMarie keeps shaking her head at me and giving me the stink eye.... I keep trying to tell her... it will grow back.
Never thought you'd be reading about Wayne shaving his beard in such detail did ya???
Now... where's that Robin? DellMarie just said he flew the coop because I look atrocious! HA!
4 comments:
Naa, The bird Flew Away because you Shaved off it's nest! Bet that feels mint. No More being called, "Late John Lennon," or "Rabbi" or having people tell you "Your beard smells like an old mans balls!"
The only beard comments I would get was from the picture guy at school - he called me Grizzly Adams...what a douche - and that was in September!
well, here we are on Tuesday sunny and 50! Why didn't ya shave 3 months ago ya bastard! I even washed my car today. Fuck N A. Ok, gonna go sit on the deck and drink beer in some whitee tightee's! How's that for Gary!
Still enjoying this mint weather a week after the big shave. Sounds like another week coming. Keep shavin boyee! Balls, Back, and Ass and maybe we gots ourselves a summer of George. HA HA HA!
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