The BIG MEAT CAME TO TINSEL TOWN

The Big Meat Spin-O-Rama was wildly successful. Kenny was the first on the meat wheel and came home with a big double slab of beef. He looks so happy holding his meat. He's slightly retarded so things like this make him extra excited. KIDDING KENNY! Love you man!


Bobby giving the meat wheel a spin... he ended up getting some filet mingons but in future spinning they were stolen from him - but he stole them back - the ups and downs, twists and turns of the ultra-exciting, superfantastic Big Meat.

Chad getting all "Kenny-excited" about his Mystery Meat win - a nice can of "Treet" - Apparently it had Virgina Ham "Taste" - sounds delicious. We had to give Kenny his meds after all the commotion - you can see in the picture he is having a seizure due to the excitement generated by the Big Meat Wheel shenanigans.
The Big Meat.... a newly born Christmas Legend.

Hey Chaddy Boy - if your out there, DellMarie says a big thanks to Sam for her gifts - we'll be cracking into that Tequila tonight for the big post-Christmas party at the Misgen Shack.

And Kenny - just pokin fun man... he deserves all the kudos for the Big Meat Wheel - he was the master craftsman behind the thing. Bravo man, Bravo!

Could Have Fed A Small Eastern European Country

1. Beer
2. Phyllo dough wrapped dingwop
3. Beef Gyro (where's the lamb man? - tasty nonetheless)
4. Shrimp - wouldn't be Christmas without it
5. Some kind of roll-up delicous
6. Tacos!
7. Avacado Pomegranate Cup of Heaven
8. Fish nuggets (earlier mistaken for Chicken Nuggets)
9. Delightful little weinies wrapped in bacon - I love bacon
10. Chicken wing hiding down in the trenches
11. Sandy's famous jalapeno poppers - wrap 'em in bacon and call it legendary
12. Gut Bomb Slider - White Castles
13. Egg Roll

All I can say is HOLY SHIT... and as Dave Udd (our retired middle school counselor) would say when he saw a big box of doughnuts.... "Brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?!"


Had to break out an extra table for all the food items.

So after my 13-item plate I had to go back for some more bacon wrapped delicious meat and jalapenos among other things. Sure beats the hell out of ham and/or turkey. I hear there was fruit and veggies somewhere too but why waste stomach space on that bullshit when there is bacon and cheese things to eat.

Bravo to the Schonerock ladies for throwing down an UNBELIEVABLE smorgasborg of deliciousness.

DellMarie wanted to give a shout out to Sara for coming through with a couple jugs of wine... since she is allergic to eggs she is leary of lots of food - so she had a chicken wing and five olives...I stuffed my face and she got tipsy. I thouroughly tried to get a little buzz on but I think the 8 pounds of food I ate put the damper on that - I'll make up for it tonight - big post-Christmas party at our shack tonight!

~peace~

So we had to go out Christmas shopping today - actually a bit early for us.... anyway, the weather was horseshit.... snow and wind.... icy roads.... DellMarie HATES winter driving and was yelling at me the entire time to SLOW DOWN!!!!! The first picture is her flipping me off - the second is our Christmas card find and the last is the way home. We actually saw a truck flipped over in the ditch about 3 miles from our house....bad news. Shopping only took about 45 minutes....YES!

My Big Wood Disappeared!

I Got Some Big WOOD...

to cut.

Never been this far behind in wood cutting and stacking... will make for an interesting winter.

For those who don't know, we live northwoods style straight up - nothing but wood heat!

My cocktail chilling in the snow!

HO HO HO!

Our boy Finis in his Wild Santa Hat... what a good boy.

Probably get a big ole bag of treats from Santa.

Crouteau Mullet Resurection!

Turns out the Crouteau Mullet lives on!
Upon closer inspection, he is tucking his "party in the back" up into his SuperOne Meat Dept. hat.
Wonder if the head meat man found too many mullet hairs in the hamburger or potato sausage and told Kev to tuck it. Think about that next time you're picking out your SuperOne meat!

I should rename this blog the freakin' MeatBlog.
Anyway,
The KevMullet is alive and well!

Keep your stick on the ice.